2009-04-09 [Bunny Chan]: idk

2009-04-10 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: meh...i listen to all sorts of music....just depends but mainly metal and rock....no country though

2009-04-10 [Fabian]: i know elders of despairs?....

2009-04-10 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Never heard of them before

2009-04-11 [Bunny Chan]: why no country

2009-04-13 [Bat Zaddy]: CUNTry sucks.

2009-04-13 [El]: agreed

2009-04-13 [Lollipop Rage]: If I wanted to know all the ways love could possibly go wrong, I'd listen to country for about an hour or so, then shoot myself in the face for listening to such filth ^^

2009-04-13 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Yeah that is basically my same view on it....And all the songs talk about the same god damn thing over and over....The only difference is...its a different singer singing the shit

2009-04-13 [Lollipop Rage]: *nods*

2009-04-13 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: yup yup...really pointless and really stupid

2009-04-14 [Bunny Chan]: Depends on what type of country....like Johnny Cash...

2009-04-14 [El]: i would just...pass on all of that mess....:P

2009-04-16 [Bunny Chan]: thats ur choice....everyone is free to express themselves is my take

2009-04-16 [Your Brompton Cocktail]: i like some country, not much, but i mean look at me, i live in northwestern PA and my family is from kentucky for gods sake

2009-04-16 [Bat Zaddy]: LOOK A DEAD GHOST!

2009-04-17 [El]: i grew mostly in kentucky...

2009-04-17 [Bat Zaddy]: Ew, I'm sorry. My son lives there.

2009-04-17 [El]: it's actually really nice...i don't mingle with the wildlife(hillbillies) and somehow...i sound like a newscaster...but my dad's side is all banjo-speak

2009-04-18 [Your Brompton Cocktail]: lol, i have a moderate southern twang

2009-04-18 [El]: i am a man of many voices...ask many of my friends on here, [Yupyup], [byeeeeee], [I'm a fucking RIOT.] and i have talked with malice a few times...and i don't have a bit of a southern anything..."bud'i c'n shuuuuuuur sowund lyek un' by gawd"

2009-04-18 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: Im from Michigan....and ever since I've moved to Texas everyone claims I have that northerner accent lol

2009-04-18 [Your Brompton Cocktail]: lol
ive been saying ya'll ever since i could talk i think

2009-04-19 [Bat Zaddy]: Malice has a new cell phone; for those that are interested, message me.

2009-04-19 [Your Brompton Cocktail]: i would think malice would want to know first?o_O

2009-04-19 [El]: i had her old one...we don't talk much anymore...i figure she is busy enough with life in general :P

2009-04-20 [Bat Zaddy]: She's the one that told me to post some shit on here, and when you message me I'll ask her if she wants that person to have it -- and the reason you don't talk anymore is: One; she didn't have a phone for a long time, and two: the only time she gets on the computer is at my house.

2009-04-20 [The Vampire Lestat]: OMG these are awesome

2009-04-21 [Your Brompton Cocktail]: ohhhh *droops* no dock points cause im thurough

2009-04-21 [The highway wolf]: wow Its erotica. Thats awesome. The closest thing to porn without it actually being wrong.

2009-04-23 [El]: i remember her telling me something about the phone...i know this stuff man :P...

2009-04-23 [Bat Zaddy]: Uh huh. :P

2009-04-24 [El]: you have a kid though?! o_O

2009-04-24 [Bat Zaddy]: o.o Yes.

2009-04-24 [El]: did NOT know that....somehow i am lucky enough not to have one yet...i'm probably sterile though xD

2009-04-24 [Bat Zaddy]: Yeah, he'll be five in June. Sad huh? The younger brother has a kid five years older than hers?

2009-04-24 [El]: ._.

2009-04-24 [Bat Zaddy]: _<

2009-04-25 [Your Brompton Cocktail]: i dont, but i want one, i just dont know when

2009-04-27 [Bunny Chan]: Awww do u get to see him at all?

2009-04-28 [Bat Zaddy]: Nope.

2009-04-28 [Lollipop Rage]: I'm telling you, we should kidnap him. FUCK THAT COW!

2009-04-29 [~Sweet Beautiful Imperfection~]: I didnt really want kids when I had my son. But I cheerish every moment that I get with him. Its hard to believe he will be a year old in June

2009-04-29 [The Vampire Lestat]: I agree with malice

2009-04-30 [El]: yea...and go to jail -_-...bad idea....

2009-04-30 [Bat Zaddy]: GOD, KILL JOY.

2009-04-30 [El]: ...

2009-05-01 [Your Brompton Cocktail]: LOL

2009-05-01 [El]: i will just act like i don't care about it...rather than get upset

2009-05-04 [Bunny Chan]: I agree with Malice as well

2009-05-04 [Bat Zaddy]: Oh shush, don't take shit so seriously. ^_^

2009-05-19 [Lollipop Rage]: I can just claim a little something called "harmonal imbalance" as long as I'm still pregnant.

2009-05-20 [Your Brompton Cocktail]: yeah, that is soooo not fair!

2009-05-21 [Fabian]: O_O' .. it like... drinking lot-sa nuka-cola?

2009-05-25 [Lollipop Rage]: No, dear, it's really not.

2009-05-25 [Fabian]: .. nuka-cola quantum?

2009-05-31 [Lollipop Rage]: Still not quite there, dear.

2009-06-02 [Fabian]: O_O' but its glowing blueish!!! ... its really awesome! ... and if you feed it to craps they start glowing whit blueish trim!! ^____^'

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: Craps? Carps? Crabs? *shakes Fabian* What are you trying to say man?!

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: O_O'craps, like.. them shelly big ones whit claw and stilky eyes! ^_____^' ... whit radiation blue trim!

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: I think you mean crabs, honey.

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: craps? crabs?.... not same thing? O_ó'

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: Nope.

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: O_o' .. what about..... creps?

2009-06-08 [Bat Zaddy]: Craps is both a game, and an indirect verb.

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: ... what a them called that likes to live in pupes?

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: Those are a different type of crabs. Like the kind I swear my half-sister has.

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: <' ... could be awesme if they had big shell and creppy claws..... eep! .. then they could claw off my ...... penis, i had those.... phew! ^^'

2009-06-08 [Bat Zaddy]: O_O

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: SEE! nikolas knows what i mêan ^^'

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: *waddles along, Bonecrusher in her arms*

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: _>' ..... we're you gonig whit that, i do hope for your own good its the orphanage.... my emperium cannot afford you visting the hospital agian!

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: *smiles* of course! *Bonecrusher and Malice lick lips*

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: ah, excellent! ... have fun then! ... BUT... DONT damage the building, this time okay?

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: *Bonecrusher's ears fold back as Malice pouts*

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: you heard me young lady!... no damge on buildings.... if you behave,m you can take all of them orphans...... BUT only if you behave!

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: that mean evrything that includes gore.... make sure to blood safe the room first...

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: *looks at Bonecrusher, then at you* You know, I could throw him.

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: O_O' .... erh.. .. i'll get some men to clean up, go have fun!

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: Yay! *toddles towards the orphanage*

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: ... >_>' ..... she scares me from time to time..... atleast its good she dosn't know im an orphan..

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: *head snaps in your direction*

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: *cough, cough* ophiliac! .. yes... thats what i said! .....

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: *tilts head down, whispering in Bonecrusher's ear*

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: Ó_Ò' .... oh dear.... remember now, dear... im emperor!

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: But he's my kitty.

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: you throw him? ^_^'

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: Well, he's an attack mechanism.

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: O_O' erh... quick! go fecht orphan and leave the ophiliacs alone!

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: *pouts*

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: ... i just made sure there was a whole new cargo of them for you ^^' ... freshly made orphan!

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: *eats it all*

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: O_ö'.... you're quite an hungry lady...... you know that?

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: *nods and burps*
Oh yerah, I know.

2009-06-08 [Fabian]: ..... ^___^' *kisses malice* ... gutez mächen! .... sie essen zher gut! hvor skønt!

2009-06-08 [Lollipop Rage]: *cuddles* I have no idea what you just said ^-^

2009-06-09 [Fabian]: ^__^' i figured so and thoguht it funny! it was both german and danish... hehe, and i said: oh lovly girl! she eats so well! how lovely!

2009-06-09 [Lollipop Rage]: Aww!

2009-06-09 [Fabian]: see even tho an orpha...... ophiliac im still a nice guy! ^^'

2009-06-09 [Lollipop Rage]: Your not an orphan.

2009-06-09 [Fabian]: *coughs* .. who told you!?

2009-06-09 [Lollipop Rage]: I read it somewhere. "Orphan Digest" I belive.

2009-06-09 [Fabian]: O_O' ... ferdamt!... mein.... mine verdens planer er ødelagt!

2009-06-10 [kaktus]: *whatever you just said*

2009-06-10 [Fabian]: reeeeaalllllyyyy, now?.... you really would want me to do that?

2009-06-10 [kaktus]: i have no idea what you just said...

2009-06-10 [Fabian]: ^__^' don't think so much about it... jsut...... close your eyes and...... relax... heh heh heh

2009-06-10 [kaktus]: O.O

2009-06-11 [Fabian]: ... now, don't step away, won't hurt... only tickle a little.... if you're wearing a leather armour...

2009-06-11 [kaktus]: don't make me get the waffle iron!

2009-06-11 [Fabian]: 'O_ò' .. erh *twicht* ... sure... i'll behave... your drink master?

2009-06-11 [kaktus]: *takes drink, sips it and throws it in your face*
what are you trying to do? poison me?

2009-06-11 [Fabian]: *cries, and goes very humble* NO master, NUH! ... please don't rampage a stick through my eye again! please! have mercy master!...

2009-06-11 [kaktus]: *reappears and starts dancing*

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!

2009-06-11 [Fabian]: O_O' wha-what?

2009-06-11 [kaktus]: rocky horror picture show.
look it up on youtube.

2009-06-11 [Fabian]: ^^ how do you spell it, jah?

2009-06-11 [kaktus]: what? youtube? or the rocky horror picture show?

2009-06-11 [Fabian]: r-o-c-k-y h-o-r-r-o-r p-i-c-t-u-r-e s-h-o-w!

2009-06-11 [kaktus]: mhmm.
that's exactly how you spell it. you need to watch the time warp.

2009-06-12 [Lollipop Rage]: We need to get an obnoxiously large group of people, dress up all fancy and stuff, and just time warp where ever we go XD

2009-06-12 [Bunny Chan]: YESH

2009-06-12 [kaktus]: LOVE IT!!!
maybe when i come out we can all do the time warp!
i'll bring the maid's outfit!

2009-06-13 [Fabian]: ^_^' i wanna be an airship pilot!

2009-06-13 [kaktus]: ???
where did that come from?

2009-06-13 [Fabian]: .... .... .. warping... we warp and the fly around in biiiiiiiig zeppelins! ^^'

2009-06-13 [kaktus]: O.o!
that sounds like loads and toads of fun!!!!

2009-06-13 [Fabian]: ^^' well... lets throw the toads out from high ground, then have loads of fun! ^^' and remember grenades!

2009-06-13 [kaktus]: ^^
love it!

2009-06-13 [Fabian]: infact... <_<' .... '>_>... but im saveing up to buy my very own airship!

2009-06-13 [kaktus]: why not just imagine one?

2009-06-13 [Fabian]: O_O' .... but... then i won't... feel... the .... hm...you're right!!

2009-06-13 [kaktus]: fly away!!!

2009-06-13 [Fabian]: WOOOOOOOOO! *jumps off roof*

2009-06-13 [kaktus]: don't do that...

2009-06-13 [Fabian]: hm? why nots!? ... it not like im gonna die?... * lands in pool after 2 meters fall, from a little sheed*

2009-06-13 [kaktus]: you are a dork!

2009-06-13 [Fabian]: ^^' yes! but a lovely dork!

2009-06-13 [kaktus]: kinda...
i guess...^^

2009-06-14 [Fabian]: <' hehe... what a wonderfull day..

2009-06-14 [Lollipop Rage]: I'm ashamed of wal-mart.

2009-06-14 [kaktus]: no zoo tycoon?
BOYCOTT!!!

2009-06-14 [Fabian]: out of underwear?

2009-06-14 [kaktus]: yeah. they didn't have any lacy underwear at our wal mart. i wanted to jack some the other day.

2009-06-14 [kaktus]: O.o
my brother's friend is threatening parker..
he said that you're hott or something and i said that you're pregnant, and that you have a boyfriend that would own him. he said that he'd just kill him...
but this mother fucker just talks shit all the time.

2009-06-15 [Fabian]: aww, poot kurtis ^^' if i was around the corner i would have given you some underwear!

2009-06-15 [kaktus]: lol!!! ^^ i was just kidding...i did climb into the big ball cage though, i got in trouble.

2009-06-15 [Fabian]: oh my! trouble is fun! ^^

2009-06-15 [kaktus]: yeah, but i'm trying to get a job there...my sister-in-law works there so i could ride with her.

2009-06-15 [Fabian]: oouh! sweet! ^^' excellent plan Mr. smithers!

2009-06-15 [kaktus]: *nods*
so i'm going to avoid climbing into the ball cage from now on.

2009-06-15 [Bunny Chan]: good idea

2009-06-15 [kaktus]: *nods*

2009-06-15 [Fabian]: O_õ.... ow... i accedently just stapped my tummy whit a pen..

2009-06-15 [kaktus]: O.o
sounds painful!

2009-06-15 [Bunny Chan]: ow

2009-06-16 [Fabian]: ... well.. i got a nice tatoo of a ... dot... now... Ó-o'

2009-06-16 [kaktus]: lol! how did you manage to stab yourself with a pen in the first place?

2009-06-16 [Bunny Chan]: yeah

2009-06-16 [Fabian]: ... was drawing... had a close-to black out... fell of chair.. and stabbed my leg... whit ink on... ^^' thats just how awesome i am!

2009-06-16 [Bunny Chan]: lol

2009-06-16 [Fabian]: i bet you couln'dt do it after!

2009-06-17 [Isfet]: It's called a party dot.

2009-06-17 [kaktus]: ^^ i didn't know that.

2009-06-17 [Isfet]: ...obviously. If you did, you would have said "Oh hey, party dot."

People get them a lot... a tiny tattoo of a black dot in places that hurt, incredibly bad. Such as the skin between your index finger and thumb, etc.

2009-06-17 [kaktus]: that, right there, would hurt like a BITCH!

2009-06-17 [Isfet]: Not really.

2009-06-17 [kaktus]: well, true. if you're drunk or something then it wouldn't.
but i don't have a very high tolerance for pain.

2009-06-17 [Isfet]: ...I'm a masochist.

The end.

2009-06-17 [kaktus]: *points at self* sadomasochist.

2009-06-17 [Isfet]: How the fuck are you a sado-masochist and you have no tolerance for pain? That makes absolutely no sense.

2009-06-17 [kaktus]: i have no tolerance for others causing me pain. i have tolerance for self-inflicted pain.

2009-06-17 [Isfet]: That's retarded...

2009-06-17 [kaktus]: i have a tendency to contradict myself.
some people say it's because i'm a gemini, i don't like to think that because of the month that i was born in influences the way i think.
i'm just a walking contradiction, and i never did say that it wasn't retarded. that's just who i am.

2009-06-17 [Isfet]: Your astrological sign has 0% to do with anything you do or say. It's all a bunch of shit people make up to make themselves feel better and feel as though they're making more sense in the world and finding compatible matches to their oh so shitty lives. Just like everything else. Religion, etc.

I think I'm done with this conversation, it's irking me. Just a little.

2009-06-17 [kaktus]: ok then.
sorry i'm irking you.
ttyl?

2009-06-17 [Fabian]: ^_^' i belive potates can tell the future!

2009-06-17 [Bunny Chan]: Wow fabi!!!!

2009-06-17 [Isfet]: +e.... +o

2009-06-18 [Fabian]: once found a potato that looked like a very creepy ... dick.. O_O' .. i was to scared to cook and eat it..

2009-06-18 [Bunny Chan]: wow

2009-06-18 [kaktus]: i would have thrown it at someone and told them "you just got hit with a potato dick!!!"

2009-06-18 [Bunny Chan]: lol

2009-06-18 [kaktus]: i try.

2009-06-19 [Lollipop Rage]: Your brother's friend does know that even if he does manage to kill Parker, he'll have to deal with me, right?

2009-06-19 [kaktus]: yes. i told him that.
though neither one of them believe me when i say that you'd mutilate them.

2009-06-19 [Lollipop Rage]: Eh, that's okay. I'll just scream "surprise" When I gut him like a pinata ^-^

2009-06-19 [kaktus]: rofl!
wait, don't you mean gut him like a fish?
because if you gut him like a pinata he'd have candy pouring out of him.

2009-06-19 [Bat Zaddy]: Intestines ARE candy.

2009-06-19 [kaktus]: for some.
i prefer chocolate.

2009-06-19 [Fabian]: O_O' WHITE CHOCOLATE! .... ... you guys scares me <_<' ... i mean... aint there some humane way, like... chopping arms of whit hachet, and or poke his eye's out whit a pen ^^ WHIT INK!

2009-06-19 [kaktus]: O.o

2009-06-20 [Fabian]: ... worked for me.... <_<'

2009-06-22 [Lollipop Rage]: I agree with Nik. They are candy....tasties...mmmm

2009-06-28 [Bunny Chan]: Yesh they are

2009-07-07 [Rory_]: Hit em in the balls with that giant sucker, then The one left standing decides

2009-07-07 [Fabian]: poisoned dead rat on a stick of DOOM!!!

2009-07-07 [Rory_]: What flavor is it? If the answer is Bacon, we just lost most of the worlds population, and the world has 1 mega religion...

2009-07-09 [Fabian]: ... <_<' ... you could test it, jah?

2009-07-10 [Rory_]: ha ha ha , my stomach lining should be strong enough, but I will pass tonight, I just ate one of those cheesy bacon potato burritos from Tacobell.